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TEN REASONS WHY THE WEST ISLAND IS BETTER THAN ST-LEONARD (See below for the St-Leonard reply ! ! !): 10) NO SANGWICH RESTAURANTS BUT SANDWICH RESTAURANTS 9) WATER TAX???? 8) NO UGLY TEMPOS.. (NO SLANTED DRIVEWAYS FOR THAT MATTER) 7) 4 OUT 5 OF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE NOT RELATED TO YOU... 6) WE HAVE COFFEE SHOPS THAT ARE NOT UNDER POLICE SURVEILLANCE 5) NOT EVERY 2ND DRIVEWAY HAS A "JOE AND TONY'S LANDSCAPING" PICKUP TRUCK IN IT. 4) IT'S STILL SAFE TO DRIVE OUR STREETS DURING THE "WORLD CUP" 3) DOESN'T FEEL LIKE YOUR DRIVING IN LITTLE VEGAS WITH THE LIONS AND FOUNTAINS... 2) WE HAVE MORE THAN 2 TYPES OF ETHNICS STORES OR RESTAURANTS IN OUR AREA.... 1) MUNICIPAL INCOME IS NOT DEPENDANT UPON VIDEO POKER MACHINES ST-LEONARD'S REPLY: 10) The West Island's Idea of a Sandwich is as primitive as the people who live here; DagWoods, give me a break!!! Two pieces of bread, some cold cuts and you mangiacakes think you discovered AMERICA! 9) Water Tax; It was invented by St-Leonard and now all the other communities are copying us. 8) Ugly Tempos; You are 100% right, they are ugly, but let the truth be told that the reason why the West Island restricts them is because there is nobody smart enough to figure out how to keep them from flying away on windy days. 7) Neighbors; Related yes, but it sure beats dot heads, turban heads and all the other rejects from the east island that have no choice but to go to the West island. 6) Coffee Shops; They were invented by Italians and today many people including CAKES are building dynasties thanks to lattés, a term coined by the WOPS as CAFE LATTE about 50 years ago. The police survey them because the French want to kill or scare off the cakes that use English only names. 5) Pick Up Trucks; Get your story straight, if we have tempos on slanted driveways...you can't see the goddam pick up trucks. 4) World Cup; The reason it is still safe is because you are a bunch of lost soles with no sense of nationalism. Also, all the West Island Arabs, Jews, Greeks, Irish & Canadians have no team to cheer for in the world cup! Furthermore we are proud of our National soccer team that never finishes below 3rd place, Our Flagship automobile, Our fashion designers, Our beautiful Women and our exquisite taste in good food and wine. What are the CAKES proud of LATTÉS, DAGWOOD'S, LEVIS AND FRIGGIN' BOAT SHOES!!! 3) Lions & Fountains; Reminds us of the first & second world war when the Italians were asked to fight. When they came home every hero was welcomed by the head of the state with either a lion or a fountain. What did you cakes fight for....NO WATER TAX ?? 2) Ethnic Stores; For starters we only have one Bonanza left and now we have the Creoles on a trial basis. We want to see if the term: "ONCE you go black you never go Back" has any meaning to it. We will inform you cakes of the results When the study is completed. 1) Municipal Income: Video poker machines are state owned and controlled, maybe you cakes forgot to read the paper about three years ago or maybe it was only in the "French paper" and you illiterate Cakes can't read French....... HA! HA! HA! |
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